Jimmy’s Jeep (cont.)
* 1 coffee mug with green mold on the inside.
* Tailwinds newspaper, turning a deep brown.
* McDonald’s cheeseburger wrappers.
* 4 stiff and stale French fries, I felt bad throwing them
away because Jimmy may have been saving them for a snack.
* 2 trash bags....with no trash in them.
* 28 bubble gum wrappers.
* Rusty freewheels, seven speed, I believe they are for
sale.
* Two popped tire tubes.
* Rusty swift shifters, its included with the freewheel.
* Unidentifiable poster, it was beginning to turn into
pulp on its own.
* Used bottle of number 15 sun tan lotion.
* Hind goggles with no eye padding left.
Now to the back:
* Between 70-90 two inch rusty nails everywhere.
* Scattered pebbles and small rocks. What was he thinking
when he put these in?
* 1 single Look pedal cleat.
* Speedo goggles with rubber band cracked from sun.
* 2 more pairs of goggles.
* 6 used Relode glucose packets.
* A teddy bear wearing an apron that has hearts printed
on it.
* Phoenix baggage tab for flying.
* 1/2 of bottom bracket spindle.
* Spare gas cap, which didn’t fit his gas tank....hmmmmmm!
* Papaya Ultra Leave On Conditioner for Body and Shine.
Make sure you compliment his hair when you see him.
* Television estimate receipt from January 10, 1993, Adobe
T.V.
* Change throughout the car amounting to $8.473
* A Christmas sock with green elves, remember, this is
November
* A Tucson Velo Club announcement dated May 18, 1993. They
want us all to know about the 3rd Annual Tuesday Night Summer
Series. Sign me up!
* Another announcement, there is the Cooper Bowl Mile Run
on December 29, 1993.
* Umbrella that doesn’t open. Who needs one in the
desert?
* Pearl Izumi and Saucony bike shorts that were so stiff,
you could toss them like a Frisbee.
Finally, my favorite:
****** Hard and stiff Tinley bike shorts with ten garlic
cloves stuck to it! ******
Next time you know that Jimmy is at a race and if your
looking for a trash can; just look for a Maroon colored
1987 Suzuki Samurai with cracked plastic window coverings.
He would appreciate your trash to his collection.
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